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  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)

Depressingly, that is the closest to writing a fic I’ve come all week.


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The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

The truth is that we need relationships, but we don’t need every relationship. Surround yourself with positive people who bring you up, rather than drag you down. You don’t have to sacrifice your sanity because you don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. You don’t have to be controlled by your own kindness. You can be a good person without bending to the will of those who damage you with their own selfishness.

You deserve to be happy.

It’s Ok to Say, “I Don’t Want to See You Again”, on How to Remove Toxic People from Your Life.  (via demarches)

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